I was upstairs yesterday when I heard a police car "whoot whoot" and then the sound of a cop speaking through a megaphone. I went downstairs and checked up and down the street. All appeared well. Went back upstairs and looked out the bedroom window and saw, quite a distance down, what looked like a guy in full camo holding a shotgun (away from the house, to my relief)
Do you see what I saw? To the right, underneath lower wire, by the conifer tree? Believe me, it looks in real life exactly like I told you!
I reached for hubs' field glasses, which happened to be right there on the dresser.
And realized that the perp in the big crime drama was this:
And that the neighbours had the television on.
I really REALLY need to get out more!