"Sheesh--those bonds are tight. Owch! Lighten up already, you big, blue thug."
"Buzz Lightyear to the rescue...if I can recover from landing in such an uncomfortable position. Ow. But a Space Ranger shuns not danger-- or excruciating pain."
"Ah Jessie--Forzaré una sonrisa despreocupada apenas para usted, mi dulce (and how did Woody's head get so much bigger than my own, anyway?" (Thanks to online translator!)
Still not feeling 100%--I'm off to bed! Nighters!